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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu

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mrbiggsproductions:

theinturnetexplorer:

could someone please make me a suit of chainmail using this method?

I didnt know where this was going at first but then

wow

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thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

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mythicalogical:

thesexypenguin:


The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

Reblogging. always. always. always.

mythicalogical:

thesexypenguin:

The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

Reblogging. always. always. always.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[puppypunting]
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marinashutup:

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

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tivaattheopera:

thegestianpoet:

STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box

I saw this post four times before I understood the joke

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you-better-have-a-burn-heal:

loungezombie:

this fucked me up

I tried to do this on my phone with my finger lol didn’t work out too well

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erectdick:

same
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wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

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throren:

Don’t mess with Gimli

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firstbeanstalk:

Hook haters when Hook is behaving like a pirate:

"OMG…he is just awful, he’s such a villain and doesn’t deserve Emma!"

Hook haters when Hook is behaving like a hero:

"Ugh…they are ruining Hook’s character!  I miss the old Hook!"

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augustussinfinity:

bead-bead:

callmevictorious:

hematopoieticdoll:

novaless:

aurora-jane:

beccabae:

backyardskills:

im-gothamsreckoning:

dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

oliveswind:

Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.  these guys will be the death of me. [x]

wat

wtf

i died at the pH value

omfg

I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life

well

Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.

WATCH THE VIDEO. IT GETS BETTER

OH THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS MAGNIFICENCE INTO MY LIFE

I’M ACTUALLY DYING OMG THIS IS BRILLIANT

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engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

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pecancat:

moon-roses:

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

No it’s when you present evidence in Ace Attorney and the music keeps playing

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