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Looking for people to join our game:

http://pyx-1.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=32

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wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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letssucksnowandfairydust:

aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:

COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH

IM FROM THE FBI

THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people

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omf i nearly forgot about how big those things are

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bendydicks:

I am very serious about everything and I am holding puppies

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu

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mrbiggsproductions:

theinturnetexplorer:

could someone please make me a suit of chainmail using this method?

I didnt know where this was going at first but then

wow

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thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

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mythicalogical:

thesexypenguin:


The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

Reblogging. always. always. always.

mythicalogical:

thesexypenguin:

The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

Reblogging. always. always. always.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[puppypunting]
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marinashutup:

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

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tivaattheopera:

thegestianpoet:

STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box

I saw this post four times before I understood the joke

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you-better-have-a-burn-heal:

loungezombie:

this fucked me up

I tried to do this on my phone with my finger lol didn’t work out too well

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erectdick:

same